FUNNY thing about Computer

MICROSOFT: 

Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only (for) Fools  (&) Teenagers. 

WINDOWS: 

Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

PCMCIA : 

People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

DOS: 

Defective Operating System

ISDN:   

It Still Does Nothing

MACINTOSH:    Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

Some Funny Quotes:

"If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0"

"The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI  agents."

" UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity"

"Life would be so much easier if we only had the source code."

"To go forward, you must backup."

 "Difference between a virus and windows ? Viruses rarely fail."